tha craze today is to learn new accents...
below is my achievements that i had received by...jeremy...he's a fat asshole...
1.Australian Accent 70%
Just use alot of Mate n pronounce it as 'might'
finish every sentence like it's Question.
examples: It is a nice day.: Ist noice da-eh?
examples: You are fucking beautiful: Yau fock-in beauti-fue-l?
2.West Ham Accent 20%
Act like your a cartoon and emphasize on pronouncingwords differently
examples: Fucking: FORK- ing say fork first den -ing
Better: Bet- ar
Soccer: Sock- ar
3.Scottish Accent 30%
Just speak like a fucking retard. Being lazy is a plus...speak like you're rushing to finish the sentence.
examples: You run like a struggling cunt.: yer roon ike a strugin cont.
Your mom's tits is rotten: yer mooms tits rootn'
4.Scouser(Liverpool Accent) 0.05%
Now this is a fucking hard accent to master...those who can speak scouser please tell me!
Go search Scouser Accent at youtube...XD
5.Mexican Accent(CHOLO.Chicano) 50%
Listen to shitloads of reggaeton and you'll be a fucking pro.
use words like esse,loco,salut...
Example.: Where are you going bro? : Way you gooing esse?
Din't i tel you i'm crazy : Din you know I'm Loco?
IT's FUn!Try it aite!