Tuesday, June 9, 2009

mom..is that piece of shit edible?


i wanna be thin so much but i kanneh ma cibai-ed so much when i saw this




Sunday, May 31, 2009

me and jolyn are camwhores...








jolyn is my fren from singapore...i dunno wat to say...we just wanna show off our lovely tattoos!
btw..i love duncan...!lolx

Monday, April 6, 2009

potong steam

fuck college...
masuk terui see all fags n bitches...
suicidal

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

cant cut hair to save money? cute!


check this shit out ma chiggas

...click to enlarge...

damn cute mia butoh msg...

7.25am in the morning i laffed me ass off!


lolx..n his personal msg: oh god! my pocket was lagging!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

she say wanna kao me after her midterm exam...


this is for proovee...
click on pic to enlarge...i'm too bored..duno wat to post...haiz

my ex-gf is a slut


Monday, March 23, 2009

reformated..fuck ...fuck windows

Fuck la...all my songs,articles,half-done articles,pics,important pics,my dad pics all gone! look la my files so empty...almost cried..cibai

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

woot! Accents!

tha craze today is to learn new accents...

below is my achievements that i had received by...jeremy...he's a fat asshole...

1.Australian Accent 70%
Just use alot of Mate n pronounce it as 'might'
finish every sentence like it's Question.
examples: It is a nice day.: Ist noice da-eh?
examples: You are fucking beautiful: Yau fock-in beauti-fue-l?

2.West Ham Accent 20%
Act like your a cartoon and emphasize on pronouncingwords differently
examples: Fucking: FORK- ing say fork first den -ing
Better: Bet- ar
Soccer: Sock- ar

3.Scottish Accent 30%
Just speak like a fucking retard. Being lazy is a plus...speak like you're rushing to finish the sentence.
examples: You run like a struggling cunt.: yer roon ike a strugin cont.
Your mom's tits is rotten: yer mooms tits rootn'

4.Scouser(Liverpool Accent) 0.05%
Now this is a fucking hard accent to master...those who can speak scouser please tell me!
Go search Scouser Accent at youtube...XD

5.Mexican Accent(CHOLO.Chicano) 50%
Listen to shitloads of reggaeton and you'll be a fucking pro.
use words like esse,loco,salut...
Example.: Where are you going bro? : Way you gooing esse?
Din't i tel you i'm crazy : Din you know I'm Loco?

IT's FUn!Try it aite!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I respect this motherfucker for being him self




Fuck..the people who used to discriminate and tease him is now crying coz this young chap has made it in his life...at the lim guan eng conference....


COMON!discriminate now i'll wipe ur tears wif my money next time...

proposing to Lim guan Eng on legalising WEeD!

Lim guan eng tryin' tha space cake i made for him...



FUCK..he said no...haizzz